Corporate Gossip News!

'Big Smile from Power of Lanka'

 At his company’s offer he said that his life and business is similar to ‘Reliance’ founder type in Gandhi’s Land but with a little bit more reputed history than of our neighbour’s oil, textile and telecom giant.
But we hear from the hidden secrets of past that local petro man funded initial capital to his business from ‘Call Deposits’ in banks that were under a widowed beauty of a High Net Worth Hotelier lived in the District of the Prawn Farms in Paradise Island.
You need to give a ‘Big Smiley’ for such a brand anyway?


'Hurry to Go To Heaven'

Despite his ‘Strong Big Show’ in most prestigious corporate events, we hear that Paradise Island’s most Ruthless Business Tycoon from ‘Distilled Spirits’ is little by little dreaming the ‘White Flags’ as he is nearing to his ‘End of Days’ due to the recent health concerns that is rising in his 'distillation system', however perhaps what others worry is that what will happen to the companies which are in tycoons hands such as ‘Ceylon Bell’ and many other companies that are into exports and imports. On the contrary some are now thinking was it the health issues that Tycoon was facing that lead him to shed his stakes in ‘Banking Shares’ so soon in which he was investing heavily decade ago with a view of controlling island’s entire private commercial banking sector.

B' Day Bash of Former Janadhipathi Mawatha Financier

The former financier and fallen tycoon on Friday The October 29th celebrated his 72nd B' Day with less media attention unlike the other days when he used to publish how he is going to develop the economy and poor to rise in the economic ladder through his financial schemes and toffee selling snack shops which later collapsed by the massive fraud he did at his Golden Cash Cow. We hear there were not much of his favourite neither junior employees and 16 Deputy Cell Director Types who called him the second father who looked after them to share his piece of cake at the party where he was missing even his hiding batter half this time!

23rd October 2010

No Money 'Turf Finance'

One depositor who wanted to withdraw Rs.2000 from his savings account was surprised to hear that paradise islands turf account operator 'Young Suns' 'Sen Shops Gala' Finance originating from 'Huge Hill City' was without funds on a one fine day despite its aggressive advertising on television and radio about its leasing portfolio and higher interest savings accounts. What to do you can’t always finance peoples deposits through betting for ‘Horse Races’

27th October 2010

Short Hair Cat Walk Lady’s CFO

At a recently held CEO Forum by Paradise Island’s top accounting body bringing a Frontier Market American Guru our Analyst came to hear by a Top Banker The CFO type ‘PictureLion’ of ‘Bankers to The Nation’ speaking on a phone about giving a New Credit Card to the Chief Financial Officer (CFO) Type of country’s so called foremost lifestyle; INstyle Brand which sell ‘Mind Body & Soul’ to fashionable consumers. We hear the CFO type who is working under the Short Hair lady who made a Stunning Cat Walk at Live Stock Market’s Trading Floor after her IPO, has defaulted many high net worth loans and credit card dues to many banks such as ‘Your Partner in Progress’ . “CFO is under Credit Investigation Bureau (CRIB) due to his unhealthy Credit History and currently unable to obtain further credit cards and loans from many commercial banks” said The Top Banker while waiting to receive an omelette at the breakfast queue in Lakeside of Cinnamon. He said to his junior offices that they have to unofficially issue a new credit card to CFO of Fashion store chain without divulging information to CRIB.

The Funny thing is recently the Short Hair lady of ‘Mind Body & Soul’ launched a credit card that is core branded with the bank that is the ‘Partner of Your Progress’! Ha Ha Ha….